BECAUSE of Coronavirus and Lockdown 2, we obviously haven’t been able to play any matches for me to report on, so here’s some fun stuff instead. Due to this, here are profiles of some of the squad.  All responses are definitely in good humour and show our usual banter.  We’re a really strong, close bunch and have had a bit of a laugh compiling these.  Here is my own profile and that of Coach David Hartshorne. Hope you enjoy them.

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Crediton Under 15s Player/Coach Profile:

Name: Dave Hartshorne

AKA/Nickname: DIY Dave

Position: Coach

Favourite Football Club: Arsenal

Favourite music/bands: Elvis Presley

McDonalds or KFC? McDonalds

Favourite ground played at: St James’ Park

Favourite ground visited: Wembley

Messi or Ronaldo: Messi

Your best football moment: Arsenal beating Liverpool to win the title 1989

Dishing it on the squad: Most annoying: Joe Hughes for his dodgy trim (lol!)

Bromance: Dave José Hughes

Clown: Joe Webber

Gobby: Matt Hartshorne aka Pasties

Inspiring: the team’s attitude

Xbox or PlayStation and favourite game: PlayStation

What do you like about Crediton Youth FC? The spirit

Prematch rituals or superstitions: Early morning start

How do you think your team would describe you? Fat and loud

Team talk: how would you motivate your team? Believe in yourselves

Who do you look up to? Bobby Moore

Favourite meal: Fish and chips (with mushy peas)

Last film watched: Captain America Civil War

School: QE

Favourite subject: Geography

Favourite teacher: Miss Culberwell

Aspirations: To be the best you can

Crediton Under 15s Player/Coach Profile:

Name: Finn Warren

AKA/Nickname: Finners

Position: I just turn up and play where I’m told (lol!): a forward

Favourite Football Club: Liverpool

Favourite music/bands: Grime

McDonalds or KFC? McDonalds

Favourite ground played at: Crediton United main pitch

Favourite ground visited: Anfield or Camp Nou

Messi or Ronaldo: Messi

Your best football moment: Liverpool 4-0 Barça semi final in the Champions League

Dishing it on the squad:

Most annoying: Joe Webber when playing against him!

Bromance: ???

Clown: Sam Betts

Gobby: I daren’t say...

Inspiring: the whole team

Xbox or PlayStation and favourite game: PlayStation FIFA

What do you like about Crediton Youth FC? Playing football with mates

Prematch rituals or superstitions: Don’t eat anything before a match

How do you think your team would describe you? Team mates don’t call me it, but on a few occasions the opposition have called me “stick insect”!

Team talk: how would you motivate your team? Don’t let our heads drop

Who do you look up to? No-one – I’m the tallest - 6ft! Steven Gerrard, aka Mr Liverpool

Favourite meal: Fillet steak, Thai curry, pasta, Golden Bridge chicken balls, McDonalds Big Mac with a side of nuggets... (lol!)!!

Last film watched: Borat 2

School: QE

Favourite subject: PE

Favourite teacher: Mr Minshull

Aspirations: To play for the Under 16s!